10. Perfectly priced and sized for budget and backpack!
Weighing in at 6oz, 6" x 9" and at only $12.00US, The Coffeepot Cookbook
is the perfect gift for money-and-space-conscious backpackers
and other travelers who want an entertaining, yet indispensable
tool (with some great ideas!) for the adventure!
9. Ideal for the chronically or situationally cheap.
You don't have to be a backpacker, a nomad or a frequent
traveler to enjoy saving money on pots, appliances (no more
cancer-causing microwaves), or utensils. The Coffeepot Cookbook can
can be used effectively right in your own home,
apartment or section of the trailer park.
8. The perfect going away to college (finally!) gift!
It's about time! You've been wanting to use that freeloader's
room as a home office, a guest room or storage closet. But
just so you won't feel guilty for not paying for a meal plan for
the kid, give junior something useful for his dorm room: The Coffeepot Cookbook! See?
You're not really bad parent after all.
7. The perfect time to live on your own (finally!) gift!
It's about time! You've been wanting to use that freeloader's
room as a home office, a guest room or storage closet.
"Here. Take this book and get out."
6. You need proof!
Think about it. No one is ever going to believe you that
a book like this actually exists. But, you'll get the last laugh
when it shows up delivered to their doorstep. THEY'LL get the laugh
after that when they read it!
5. The coffeepot makes the man!
Display The Coffeepot Cookbook proudly on your living room coffee table
the first time you invite her over,
so your date knows what sort of experience she's
in for with you as a boyfriend.
4. The coffeepot makes the woman!
Men invariably set their expectations
high when it comes to the women they marry--particularly
when it comes to their skill in the kitchen. Can't cook?
No problem. Display The Coffeepot Cookbook
proudly on your living room coffee table the first
time you invite him over, and let's
nip that bad boy in the bud from the get go!
3. The revolution will not be microwaved!
Come on. Admit. You've either done it or thought about
doing it last time you were in a hotel
and getting fed up with a steady diet
of ramen noodles. You knew there HAD to be more
uses for this thing "the man" didn't want you to know about.
Power to the people!! (No justice! No peas!)
2. Um, did I say ten reasons?
Anyway.... the number one reason to order
The Coffeepot Cookbook right now.....drum roll, please...
1. Get it before it's banned!
Let's face it, you're not going to find this trend-setting book
next to your Gideon Bible in the bed and breakfasts, motels and hotels around
the world. In fact, once the International Hotel Owners Association gets wind of
it, chances are they'll move to get it summarily banned in all
continents and all languages. Get it now before the book burnings begin!
